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John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.
Person 1: yo apparently ciaron has a large dick
John: THATS HOT!!!
John’s are typically around 5’8 with curly blonde hair, they are compulsive liars, addicted to smoking weed and vaping, they can be critical and a bit of an asshole. John juniors are especially the worst, they typically enjoy wearing crocs, enjoys looking at men over women, usually they have green and gold eyes (hazel)
You’re getting on my nerves, quit being a John.
John is a disrespectful compulsive liar, addicted to smoking, usually about 5’8 curly blond hair with green and gold(hazel) eyes. Usually an asshole
You lie to much, don’t be such a John
John. Is how do I put this retarded.
John:* sends picture of himself *
John: man that guy looks so stupid
Kind:... your so stupid
He can easily twerk on to men at the same time he doesn’t care about feeling mens private areas In his butt
John loves to ride till he can’t ride no more
Ayoo your being John
Damn why you so John
I like men I’m a John
I suck a mean cock ima John
A very cool guy that attracts alot of young women. They call him the 'women magnet"because women are attracted to this hot guy.
OMGGGG!!! Its JOHN I can't wait to MATE with him.
John is short. Very short. Super de duper short. He dosent like when you pat his head. He locks your locker when he rages. And when he says goodbye he says it in a very obnoxious way. But we all love him no matter what. SHORT LIVES MATTER!!!!!
Chloe: is that John?
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker