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A mechanic in Call of Duty where you are on a head-glitch but it is covering the bottom half of your head, so the opponent can only see your eyes and forehead.
"Bro hes eye-glitching the pillar I cant even see him!"
The hole at the tip of the Penis (aka the meatus aka the Pee hole)
That poor prick has gone 13 months without blowing one out of the front eye!
Foreign polish cum that is shot into the eyes of innocent woman to help keep there eyes shut so they don't see a polish hammer enter their Ass at high speeds.
Harris quick she is waking up give her some polish eye glue so I can jam my 3 inch polish jet boat into her brown tightpocket.
When someone shows you how to do something and you pay no attention whatsoever and therefore cannot do the thing they showed you to do
I know I just watched you put that windshield wiper on the car… but it just went in one eye and out the other
When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.
I gave my girl spackled eyes last night!
The precursor of being fully "woke". Willing to self educate as to comply with social etiquette.
My dad is in his fifty's! So no he is not woke but at least his eyes are open.
The fact that an Artist's perception of art, including their perception of their own art, evolves overtime; thusly making their not so recent artwork look bad, even though when they were making it, they believed it looked good.
Artist Eye Syndrom effectively renders any piece of art an Artist makes a temporary source of enjoyment for themselves but a semi-permanent source of enjoyment for others.
Art Enjoyer: Oh wow! What an amazing piece of art. You made it two years ago, right?
Artist: Yeah, but I don't really like it anymore... I think it looks kinda bad now.
art Enjoyer: Oh... must be your Artist Eye Syndrom kicking in...