When something mysteriously disappears (be it a file off a filesystem or even the fluff out of your belly button) it is often referred to as being haggler`d.
Oh what a twat, that file deleted itself, It must have been hairyhaggler`d.
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A penis connecting standard or protocol. When two men connect their penises together by inserting the ends of a straw or tube into their urethras. The connecting device must be hollow so that they can transfer semen back and forth.
"Hey bro, let's connect to each other via USB-D!"
When you wake up a girl for morning sex with a swift morning wood cock slap
He rolled over and gave her the Dicky D Special
When Jack Doherthy has hardcore sex with his friends Oisin and Jakub in the Abbey toilets
They had a dirty jack d in the bathroom today during lunch.
A D-Pizzle is an awkward white male.
"darn that guy thinks he is so fly he is just a D-Pizzle