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something you say when mum asks you what you want for dinner
Johnny: Wow, I'm craving for some kanye penis coleslaw today!
Eric: No dude we just had that yesteray.
alt form of ‘serving cunt’
omg, my blorbo was just convicted of manslaughter while slaying absolute penis in their new button down flannel frock
When a feature of your body looks like a penis on from your side profile
I just tied my hair back, i have a side profile penis
If your name is Gavin and Your Penis exceeds 14 inches you could consider yourself a True God in the Sheets.
" Hey bro! Did you hear that girl getting piped by Gavins Mega Penis "
" I wish my Chode was as big as Gavins Mega Penis "
This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.
Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*
A beautiful woman who will draw you in and then suck the life out of you. Dear god don't let your friends fall prey to one of these.
"Watch out for that Penis Fly Trap. She'll ruin your damn life!"