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A powerful man where no matter what you do, he'll be unstoppable
"God is good, God is great."
person: "hey! who is god?"
other person: "Lana del rey duh"
A comeback do leave people stumped
Dan- your mom gay. Andy-your granny tranny. Dan- your god father is a cock sucker
the cheating bitch of your best friend
Your girl is my god-bitch, nigga.
heavenly tits brought about from the gods to torture and insnare the feeble minded
dude, I was playing gods bongos and lost all my money. Can I get a loan ?
The God of Sweets. Is one who lives off sweets. They have formed there body to accept sweets. They live and crave them. They will die if they don't have enough sweets thought. So they usually have a servant who brings them sweets on a daily baises.
The Boy, Lawliet, Who ate so much sweets. Became the God of Sweets.
taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.
Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!