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National Fat friend day where you celebrate ur big friend. Get them lots of food to fill there large bellies.
National Fat Friend day = celebrate your fat friend
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National Fake Friend Day is a day where you post fake friends on November 5th.
“You remember that bitch that snaked me?”
“Yeah”
“She finna get it today”
National Fake Friend Day is a day where you post fake friends on November 5th.
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National boy best friend is December 1st.
National boy best friend day is Tomorrow
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masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."
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What Tony Montana, aka Scarface, screams as he blasts the door with his "little friend."
"Joo wanna play rough?! Okay!
Shay ello to my lil frien!!!!!"
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28 February
National day of kissing your best friend
its the kiss your best friend day ! Go kiss them
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someone who’s more than a best friend is a super mega ultra best friend ,’:)
Angie: adolfo is my super mega ultra best friend
Bob: damn