Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
Mother:here comes the airplane *moves her hand around, spoon in hand.*
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.
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Unexpected happening at a coincidental time.
A mother was worried about her child driving in the storm after work. It was God-ronic that a health inspection shut down her job for the day right before the storm hit.
God has done it again!!!!
Cooper people have own on short cuts when God moves quickly or slowly. When no one else could help.
God dun it! No one else could do it.
A combination of motherfucker and goddamnit that is used when the most extreme annoyances occur or a sudden realization is made.
God-mother this traffic…it’s so slow.
i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms
i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god
Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.
God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.
To be filled with the qualities of God; love, joy, peace, and gratitude.
I am so filled with love and joy that I feel Godful!