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i'm back baby (also it means that you've returned? idk im dumb)
"hey mom, i'm back!"
"no one cares about you asshole i wish you were never born"
"i love you too mom!"
When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.
My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you are making the dating market volatile with your eloquent strokes.
Dude 1: Hey bro, I do not have penis enlargement surgery yet I blow backs out, what would you call that?
Dude 2: Hell yes, I be smacking backs.
A modification of "Snap Back to Reality" that is used as an insult or catchphrase.
(It is intended to start conversations like it's related term "So, taxes".)
Get owned, Tax Back to Reality.
A compliment for someone’s art that says it’s really good, maybe even Disney level
I’m getting a phone call. Disney wants their artist back.
A person so fat, that the fat folds over their shoulder blades making eyes and their lower back crease makes a mouth.
Look, Face back is going to dive in the swimming pool.
When in a game of phone tag and you don’t get a call back after returning your call from the game of phone tag
“ I didn’t get a call back to the back what happened?”