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Hank Green: This is my brother, John Green
John Green: Yeah…
A teenager who smokes green (weed) and is often stoned.
I’ve been smoking way too much weed lately, I think I’m becoming a green teen.
a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.
started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
In golf, the term 'double-green' refers to the area of frog hair surrounding the further manicured 'primary-green'. If a group of players choose to wager on 'greenies', landing on the double-green must be considered a winning stroke, and in fact is many times preferable to the primary-green. This is a very important but often disregarded distinction, especially at Normandy Oaks GC in Royal Oak, Michigan.
Golfer A: "I think I landed on the green."
Golfer B: "No, that's close but not the green"
Golfer A: "It's the double-green"
Golfer B: "Touche"
The sore throat feeling you get after smoking/vaping weed for an extended period of time, which can last for days or weeks after smoking.
a: hey man are you getting sick?
b: nah man i just got green throat
When one consumes too much monster nitrous, often resulting in too much energy and outbursts of creativity.
Bro: Dude I worked a double over time last night
Dude: Bro, wow how'd you pull that off?
Bro: Dude I was riding the green dragon all night.
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To be disgusting
Nasty
Making someone uncomfortable and grossed out
Nah bruh that bihh ugly Ian smash y’all got me green