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When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing
"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."
when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)
Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis
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you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)
“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”
When you get your dick sucked like a Popsicle but it’s covered in green diarrhea giving off the effect that you’re sucking a melting popsicle covered in freshly cut grass
Jake: DUDE you missed it! I was anally fucking my boy Ryan and he shit all over my cock! I took my cock out and it was covered in green diarrhea. I made him get on his knees and give me a Popsicle Penis Grass because it’s not everyday you have green diarrhea on your throbbing dong!
Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random
Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original
Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening
The complete opposite of Big Dick Energy.
Michael has small penis frequency.