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Life is a test you didn't study for and never even had a class on, but for some reason you have to take this goddamn test which you despise.
Death is permanent sleep while Sleep is just temporary death as an escape
It's also one of those multiple choice tests...son of a bit-
life is a series of train wrecks with short commercial breaks of happiness in the middle of it.
Deadpool - 2016
hey have you heard about "life?" Yeah i think so aren't we kind of living in it
A very dangerous and contagious disease transmitted by sexual activity. The symptoms are pain, suffering and existential crisis. The disease is treated in a process called "death". The process can be performed with the help of doctors but the process can also be performed independently. Also the disease can disappear on its own after a few years (depending on what type of spicies the transmitters were).
O no! My son has life! Quick, take him to the hospital!!
You get to play this game for a long time unless you screw up so bad you get disqualified. Disqualification isn't painful unless you deserve it. Some people lose this game on purpose. Some don't mean to.
Eighty-year-old woman smiles at her granddaughter. "Look at you, Judy! You're so lucky you're young and get to play the game of life for a long, long time." Judy looks at her mother. "Mom, is she senile or something?
A constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself
Bro 1: Bro help life has been acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*
The constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself
Bro 1: Help bro, lifes acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*