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A droplet of human jizzness that is filled with air (you know, similar to a ballon), and apparently filled with urine due to failure of the prostate gland.
1) Holy shit dude, look at that piss infested cum bubble coming out of your incredibly nasty penis!
2) Dude, you're just so fucking retarded that I have to call you a piss infested cum bubble.
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a name you give your friends when they say something really stupid....also a come back when people call you names
jon- you look like a dogs taint
jimbo- shutup you herpies infested cum bubble
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An accident aka known as trump
“Come here you unswallowed cum shot”
COMING MOM or
Okay ✨daddy✨🥴
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When two or more freinds Pump the Python into a freinds Clam Chowder or Cum Chowder. This Technique works best in Rhode Island Clam Chowder, where the broth is clearer and less chunky. Not telling your buddy, you watch trying not to make a peep. As he takes a gulp try not to laugh or it will ruin the trick in its Enterity.
Watch watched hysterically as Ryan gulped the Cum Chowder.
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the jism found on a chinese dinner when you weren't expecting anyone to wank on it.
Martin waS AT JIM MORGAN'S HOUSE WHEN HE ASKED ME TO EAT "CUM OF SUM GUY". i SAID NO YOU TIGHT GINGER TWAT.
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When you catch your 10 year old cousin blasting rope to fortnite porn at 3:27AM, so in response you join him.
Last night me and my cousin did a double pump cum dump!
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Used to offend gay people when they get too close to you.
Get the fuck away from me Bi, you cum harboring butt pirate!
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