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NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate

You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE

by imademon October 2, 2019


my best friend forever and ever

If someone is your best friend forever and ever they will do everything to protect you. Someone who will stick with you forever is often someone who has or will hurt in some way. Your best friend forever and ever will do anything for you even if it means sacrificing something they love. You will do everything with your best friend forever and ever and when ever you guys had the chance as kids you would ask for a sleepover.

Your best friend forever and ever is going to be one of your first ever friends. If someone is your best friend forever and ever they will grow up with you. You will see them change and they will see you change. No matter what it is you guys will always agree. If you have a best friend forever and ever you consider them a sibling and they will have your back no matter what and Vice versa.

You will often share the same music genre with your friend. Music is one of the things that connect people the most and if your friend doesn’t have the same music sense that you do you guys probably won’t stay friend’s forever. Most friends bond over one kind of music the others the other one may not like but as long as you guys are bonded with at least one genre your safe.

Best friends forever and ever will support your interests no matter what. Either by liking it to or just supporting it.

If you have a friend who you know will stay with you forever and ever. They your bitch and will always be. FUCK YOU NON BELIEVERS FRIENDS FOREVER! FUCK YEAH!

Wendy is my best friend forever and ever!

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
Shout out to your best friend forever and ever

by That!d!ot@ngie June 20, 2021


bully your short friend day

The correct day for this event is every day of the year!

Taylor: Guess what day it is?
Katie: Idk what?
Taylor: Bully your short friend day!
Katie: Wait, I thought that was yesterday?!?
Taylor: ITS EVERYDAY GREMLIN!!!

by Danny "The Tallest" Loops December 11, 2019

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hello darkness my old friend

Originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to YouTube in 2009 and became a meme.

dark|ness
ˈdɑ knəs
NOUN
wickedness or evil:
"the forces of darkness"
synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity ·

Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Simon: Walks into physics class
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.

When you have a math test and haven't studied.
hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND !!

by trashscn November 23, 2016

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It's Cool We Can still be friends

One of the most beautiful songs ever written.
Ever, truely.
Written by conor oberst, of bright eyes.

"And you say that I hurt you, in a voice like a prayer
Yeah, you say that I've hurt you, and your voice is like a prayer. Yeah, well maybe I hurt you sometimes, let's contrast and compare...lift up your shirt, the wound isn't there. I guess that your truth, is just the ghost of your lies...
...Yeah, your kind of truth, darling, is just the ghost of your lies, & I see through them all the time...
...I'm pouring some whiskey right now, I'm going to get so, so drunk, that I pass out, & forget your face, by the time I wake up..."

Kid 1: "Have you heard that beautiful song by Conor Oberst"
Kid 2: "But there are so many!"
Kid 1: "One of the most beautiful"
Kid 2: "Oooh, It's Cool We Can still be friends!"

by DiscoTrash August 30, 2006

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Being in love with your best friend

The hardest, yet most satisfying thing in the whole entire world.

Being in love with your best friend is never having to worry about anything except everything.

by F.R.I.E.N.D.S February 26, 2014

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Best Friend By Association (BFBA)

When you meet a friend of a friend that you have heard so much about them that you feel that you already know them as a person. Feeling that you are already best friends even if you have only met them twice.

Ex. Your mutual friends sharing inside jokes and then you all share the inside joke, even if the third party was not present when the said joke was made.

Best Friend By Association (BFBA) Scenerio:

Friend: Hey this is my friend Bob

Friend of a Friend: Oh your Bob? I've heard so much about you!!!! (Super excited, and might even share an inside joke that she heard from your mutual friend)

Bob: It's great to finally meet you too, We are like Best Friends by Association (BFBA)

by Bad Ass Unicorn November 30, 2012

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