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john is a dickhead. he is unloyalw, untrustworthy and a fuckboy. he will date you for a few weeks, break up with you and 8 months later, chat you up again. he will make you feel special for a month or so, but then dump you like the time you spent together was nothing. ladies, do not date a john!
girl 1: hey is that your boyfriend? what's his name?
girl 2: john. he's so sweet :)
girl 1: nuh uh honey, you have to break up with him NOW!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: sis he's a J. his name begins with the letter J.
Hot, ripped as hell, nice, firm pecks, hanging girls by his earlobes, tall nice, girls wanna smash. Cool, all that good stuff.
“Like totally omg that guy’s such a John. Lol he’s so hot we should like rape him or something.”
Oh my god! Did you see John today! He’s simping for a special someon
John is the most chill/relaxed guy you will ever meet. John is an osu player, he can fc maps that you think are impossible to even complete. When the time is 7:27, John will be there waiting for you to say, 'wysi.'
You can be rude to John, but he really doesn't care and if you tell John a secret he wont tell anyone because he couldn't care less about it.
John is the best person in the world. He’s funny, hot, tall, smart, caring, and so much more. He also kisses really good, I love making out with him. He makes feel things that I didn’t even know were possible, iykyk
“Man, I’d love to have a John”
“Omg she’s so lucky to be dating John”