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The term is as was created by the great man avg and it means on top of it
frank was All over it like a Japanese headband
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committing an act of such uselessness that it has negative value.
pete: so why did you loan that douchebag $500? he already owes you $2500 for that car he bought from you!
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.
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Yeah! Your crush loves you ! 😍😍❤️❤️ they are obsessed and want you badly🤤
You; *thinks* does my crush like me?
You: i like you
Your crush: i love you ..
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"I had to get to the hospital, I was going flat out like a lizard drinkin'"
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To like something so much that you use or eat it all the time.
"Yea man I love strawberries so much I slap that shit on like flex tape."
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Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.
Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.
Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.
Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.
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To be completely on top of something, much as a donkey, when standing over a waffle, covers it entirely.
"Oh, that website you wanted me to finish? I'm all over it, like a donkey on a waffle."
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