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A phrase used to warn those of the violent tendencies of fish
“I’m going to the river today”
“Be careful the fishies are violent this time of the year!”
This applies mostly to driving, but can be applied to anything. You always have more time than money, as in slow down and watch out. There is no point is speeding or being in a hurry and getting in a wreck; as both these will cost you money.
When you're waiting to turn onto a main road, just wait till you are 100% sure you can make it, you'd rather be safe than sorry.
It's better to be late than dead.
1: Man, I'm running late, let's go!!
2: More time than money, bud. Slow down.
When some one in search of a job is only looking for an hour or two a week.
Manager: How many hours per week do you think you can work?
Bob: I'm looking for some Part Part-Time Hours...just like one or two hours aweek
Manager: Get out of here, now!
Something Daniel made up on Twitter, but is confusing Charlie. To this day Charlie has no idea what it means, but he’s defining it on Urban Dictionary to try to feel sane again.
Charlie was confused when he saw Daniel’s tweet which read, “Post over times Charlie.”
A bit like Netflix and Chill but dirtier and watching Amazon Prime instead
Daquan: Yo Shanequa im on a budget so how about Amazon Prime and Kinky Time instead ?
Shanequa: Of course Daquan that sound great
Deal with problems early do they don’t become bigger problems. If you sew up a small tear in your clothes straight away, the tear won’t grow into a bigger tear that requires more sewing later.
The people: Why lockdown now?
Boris: Because, when it comes to COVID, a stitch in time saves nine.
The temporary nut pass is a pass that lets someone nut one time but it can only be given out by the government or the president of a country you are in
''Man i cant do NNN its too hard'.'
''Dont worry ask the president for a one time nut pass.''