jack dylan grazer

to beat someone up. to kick their ass

jazz: hey

heidi: i’m going to jack dylan grazer you bitch

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brazilian flap jack

jiz on a bitchs back and let it dry then make her eat it

no

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Jack-o-Lapple

A fruit carved to look like a Jack-O-Lantern.

Ms. Alavi has a Jack-O-Lapple in her room.

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cutting the stanky jack

cutting the stanky jack, is when someone farts really loudly, and it smells horrible.

"hey man, you just cut the stanky jack."
"that's really gross, babe, you just cut the stanky jack."
"dude, did you cut the stanky jack?"
"dudet why the hell do you keep cutting the stanky jack?"

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Captain Jack Sparrow

Its when you bust in a girl's eye then she says "ARRRRRRRRR" while covering her left eye with the right hand.


dont know where it came from.

I gave that slut a capt'n jack and then kicked her outta my car

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jack off juice

An alcoholic beverage composed of spare liquor, semen, and sugar.

Priest Charles can mix a fine glass of jack off juice for the altar boys.

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jack boot day

'Tis a day dedicated to booting people up the jacksie i.e kicking them up the arse. Popular with school children. Also you should note that it can be any day the kicker chooses and they can kick you in the shin if they so wish.

Kid: *runs up and kicks you in the shin*
Kid: Jack boot day. HA HA!
Kid *runs off*
You: WTF?? *hobble home*

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