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gruffle monkey

Someone who is all hot and aggrevated or moody. Someone all in a huff. Usually aimed at spoilt children who cant get what they want or women on their period.

Woman: bla bla bla nag nag whinge whine your not going to the pub
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.

or

Man: Lets have sex darling
Woman: I cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.

by Moon Meeko May 25, 2007

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Monkey McMeow

Popular underground cartoon cat who is works as a detective, and makes off color remarks in various situations.

did you see what monkey mcmeow was up to?

by DD darryl October 4, 2007

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knock monkey

1. (auto) A spark plug that has a mis-timed ignition.
2. (auto) The man at the garage who replaces spark plugs.
3. (biol) An unidentified pesky crawler.
4. A total idiot.

1. Mis-timed ignition...sounds like you got a knock monkey.
2. I went to see the knock monkey to get my spark plug fixed.
3. Better shake those knock monkeys outta your sleeping bag before you crawl in.
4. That guy is so stupid; what a knock monkey.

by Kelsey Hahn October 26, 2006

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monkey mode

The extreme version of an after-high, feeling like you are just a person moving doing tasks, almost depersonalized.

Bro I smoked so much last night!
Word, how you feelin?
Iโ€™m in monkey mode rn bro I can hardly think.

by the ciggy muncher April 9, 2022

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monkey gates

same as chris gates.

lurker, go look up chris gates

by fgf July 26, 2003

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spooge monkey

Can mean anything - and object or place.

Can you hand me the spooge monkey over there?

by HurleyCub March 4, 2017

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Spankz the Monkey

Spankz the Monkey is the suave and cool personality behind mywetmonkey.com - a safe and fun place to shop for high end adult products. Spankz is the *Mayor* of Jabooty - a fun and sassy adult social network. He is always chasing the proverbial warm cherry pie and always falling just short. He travels the globe and always has a story to tell or a lesson learned to share. Spankz is always willing to hear your confessions and offer up all types of advice

Come join Spankz the Monkey and let your naughty out at mywetmonkey.com

by Bobbi.mywetmonkey October 29, 2009

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