pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.
pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"
Joe Kingsman is small, annoying and sarcastic. He tells a lot of jokes and will make you laugh, even if you don’t want to laugh at him because you hate him with a passion. One of your friends is confused as to wether otter not they like Joe Kingsman in that way. But you know he probably likes her a lot and will some up with any excuse to talk to her or be near her.
Person 1: So, do you like Joe Kingsman?
Person 2: Fuck no
St Joes is a stinky school for hoes
Did you hear about St Joes hoes?
auto response the average 13 year old boy comments on a joe goldberg edit to make them seem cool. its more unique then the typical “im batman/spiderman”
“i am joe goldberg”
no sebastian get out of your room your family is worried about you.
Popular TikTok star featured in MLB the show. Named after the IRL autistic Gaynor star Joeycheese Drippin Joe has gained over 100K on TikTok and looks to be the next Addison Rae
I'm watching Drippin Joe mom get out of my room
Joe is such an amazing boyfriend and will always treat you right, respect your boundaries. And support you with his all. He's got the prettiest eyes that mix with blue green, and a tad but of yellow. He has an amazing body but he doesn't have hardly any self esteem. He us an amazing cuddles even though he tends to fall asleep ALOT, but it's cute. He will always forgive you. Now to mention the juicy side, he is an amazing kisser and all things like that. I love all of his "flaws" and can't wait to marry him<3
Girl: that girl is so lucky to have Joe Hopkins as a boyfriend.
Girl 2: I know right he's so sweet.