knock monkey

1. (auto) A spark plug that has a mis-timed ignition.
2. (auto) The man at the garage who replaces spark plugs.
3. (biol) An unidentified pesky crawler.
4. A total idiot.

1. Mis-timed ignition...sounds like you got a knock monkey.
2. I went to see the knock monkey to get my spark plug fixed.
3. Better shake those knock monkeys outta your sleeping bag before you crawl in.
4. That guy is so stupid; what a knock monkey.

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Spankz the Monkey

Spankz the Monkey is the suave and cool personality behind mywetmonkey.com - a safe and fun place to shop for high end adult products. Spankz is the *Mayor* of Jabooty - a fun and sassy adult social network. He is always chasing the proverbial warm cherry pie and always falling just short. He travels the globe and always has a story to tell or a lesson learned to share. Spankz is always willing to hear your confessions and offer up all types of advice

Come join Spankz the Monkey and let your naughty out at mywetmonkey.com

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spooge monkey

Can mean anything - and object or place.

Can you hand me the spooge monkey over there?

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monkey mode

The extreme version of an after-high, feeling like you are just a person moving doing tasks, almost depersonalized.

Bro I smoked so much last night!
Word, how you feelin?
I’m in monkey mode rn bro I can hardly think.

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monkey gates

same as chris gates.

lurker, go look up chris gates

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butt monkey

One who has lots of butts, so many butts that the butts are coming out of their hair. Like 100 butts.

Man, my sister is such a butt monkey. she has like 100 butts, so many that they are coming out of everywhere including her hair.

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monkey night

a night of rampant evolution type activities.
some include:
*pin the condom on the lesbian teacher
*find fleas in eachother's fur
*pick who moves on in natural selection
*watermelon dancing contest
*bobbing for pickles

shit...you're a homo habilus?!?! you beat the neanderthals
ahh man, i grew a tail

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