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a noun. it's everything
"What's a john?"
"It's a noun! It's everything!"
Someone one can’t get more than 10 win in fortnite.
You’re such a John at fortnite.
John is a guy who works really hard in what he’s good at like sports and he tried hard in school. He cares a lot for people and if ur important to him in his life he will make time for you. He’s a goofy blonde headed guy who is east to fall for, he may have some secrets of his and feel down sometimes but really all he needs is to open up to someone even if it’s hard sometimes. He has kinda of strict parents and it can get in the way of him having fun sometimes. He gets all the girls because he’s so flirty and leaves girls wondering “I wonder when he’s gonna text back next.” He will shoot his shot but he expects the same energy back. He is super considerate and is interested in what u say and is really ideal boyfriend material. He’s ur typical teenage boy but on the inside it’s something u don’t wanna miss. HE ALSO HAS SOME NICE ABS GEEZ.
Me: “im no simp, but John just changes that.”
John is so addicted to girls with big lips.He loves yeat even though hes overrated.John will also steal your heart with his big toe.
John is very mid.
About 1 and 30 people are named John, so if you walk up behind 30 random people and whisper in their ear "I know where you live John", you're probably going to scare the fuck out of one of them.
Me: "I know where you live John"
Guy: "Bitch my name is Michael Jordan"