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anyhting in n.y.s., that's not the city. upstate new york contanes places like, but, not limited too: nassua, sufolke, rockman's, adoraundeks, the katskills, buffollo, albony, seracuse, rachestere, and mahopac, and pakipsy 2.
me lives in the queens in the maspith heights.
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new york football giants are and will always be the worst team in football history.
1. A bunch of cry baby bitches. Who sucked dick to get to the super bowl in the 2008 season. Still is unknown whose dick was sucked but they mush have sucked it hard. Eli manning the QB for the team was known through out high school for being a "bench warmer". Not much is known about his playing career, that’s due to the fact that no one cares. 2. Look up who the Patriots pummeled in the 2008 super bowl.
richard simons, that broke back mountain move, Ricky Martin, mini-vans, boy goerge... etc.
new york football giants suck a lot of cock.
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Known for its many junkies, street crime and stabbing's the most common phrase in Berkeley is " Ill Stab You" Some say this is the official greeting when a local passes by, so don’t be to alarmed when they ask you for a smoke and your whole wallet contents they are just offering a friendly gesture. Berkeley is also known for its famous drive through offering a menu larger then McDonalds’ of Illegal drugs the safest way to enter Berkeley is by car you should always keep your doors locked unless buying from the famous drive through the dealer’s pride themselves on good service and quality product.
So take a drive you will be surprised especially by the stench of the lake due to the many decomposing bodies from past visitors that were rude and did not offer up the smokes and there wallet contents.
Berkeley New South Wales
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Kind of like reiki or chakra cleansing, but with a new dick that clears negative energy from your life. Often when you get it, ex lovers slide into your DMs, as they can feel that their energetic cord is cut by the NDE.
"I'm so caught up in this fuck boi, I need some new dick energy (NDE)"
"The world is a much brighter place since I got that new dick energy (NDE)"
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The day before New Years Eve where everyone shoots down any invitations claiming that they're busy "preparing" for the party the next day. (Or just testing their annoying fireworks).
"Hey, wanna go out Friday night?"
"Are you kidding, it's New Years Eve Eve and I have way too much cooking and planning to do!"
-Looks at you like you're the dumbest liar on the planet-
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A live snake is wrapped around the man penis as a woman, wearing a strap on, does the man up the arse
"Oh, alex can you preform Extreme Chinese New Year on me" Said James
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When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.
Hey! How was your Track-meet?
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
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