Amazon prime and kinky time

A bit like Netflix and Chill but dirtier and watching Amazon Prime instead

Daquan: Yo Shanequa im on a budget so how about Amazon Prime and Kinky Time instead ?

Shanequa: Of course Daquan that sound great

time burglar

this is a very gay word all things about this word r awful and any one who uses it is a cunt

Mitch is a super big time burglar. not to be confused wit the ever famous trudburglar. Your a cunt who ever created it

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PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME

A time or situation that involves the combination of peanut butter and any kind of jam. Such an even is a time of celebration/exitement in many cultures.

e.g. A Dancing bannana screaming the words "PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME" repeatedly to any music at all.

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aa aaa monkey time

A phrase you would use to change the topic in a dark situation.

Jack: "Dude... My dad died."

Joel: "AA AAA MONKEY TIME!"

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Time for you to get a watch!

A joke commonly used on friends who do not own or are wearing a watch. Does not make sense to say it when someone does have a watch.

Friend: What time is it?
You: Time for you to get a watch!

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Prime Time Chicken Sandwich

A chicken sandwich that is supposed to be just like the chick a’ fila chicken sandwich, but is a crappier version of it, the recipe is from the famous cook book, David and John’s famous cooking

“ Bro John did you see Sheehan eat that Prime Time Chicken Sandwich, he ate that in like one bite!”

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Silly happy fun time

A euphemism for masturbation.

Eyo, Carlton. It’s silly happy fun time

Carlton: stfu I don’t know you bruh. Who is you? Get out of my house also

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