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When your in the car and somebody had god damn diarrhea, and your Dad yells "who cut the cheese back there".
when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese
"Dat broad is crazy! After two or tree road pops she'll let ya give her da old Chicago chili cheese dog!"
Basically telling someone that you ARE cheese
Do you like cheese? I want to merry cheese i love cheese alot.
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Is the moon made of green cheese?
Is something you say in response to someone else saying something dumb :)
Person: I want King Julien to be real
Me: is the moon made of green cheese?
When you use the same water you just boiled your hot dogs in to boil the mac noodles
Your hotdog becomes leftovers when you taste the flavor from twice boiled Mac & Cheese
When one inserts penis in jar of cheese wiz, then inserts the jar into vagina. Once in place pulls cheese wiz covered dick out and inserts in to asshole!
I spent the hole night doing the Mac and Cheese Fun dip.
a phrase used when you are leaving a place in a hurry due to a potentially dangerous situation
"Man, it looks like this storm is coming in fast. The news projected possible hail and tornadoes."
"Well then I better take my cheese and run, because I don't mess with tornadoes."