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When your wife / girlfriend pulls the blanket to her own side with such a force not even god can stop her.
Hey man did you sleep well last night?
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.
Hoarders that hoard just way too much
Are you a Hoarder of God?”
Don't you think God's poop is holy?
Nah it's just holy shit, and earthquakes.
I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.
A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers
Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not
john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering
the God holds your breats, so they are firm and not flappy
God is holding her breasts: she has Gods bra