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Polite way of saying dat a guy's dick hasn't gonna any oral or manual "servicing" for a while.
If you are simultaneously lax about seeking a wage-earning position and not having much luck in "getting some", you might wanna get your lazy a** in gear and head to da employment office, as this might help you not be "between jobs" in BOTH senses of da term --- many chicks are only interested in motivated and financially-secure dudes.
when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!
Giving a hand or blow job to a flaccid or non-hard penis.
Jose gave the man a jelly job after having recieved £20.
Giving a blow-job to a non-flaccid penis.
Jose gave the man a jelly job after recieving £20.
To forcefully insert icecubes into one anothers anus.
-You hear what these faggots are doing these days?
-Yeah they on that freezer job shit right?
When they jerk you off while wearing Lego hands.
I need a good brick job right now.
Bluh job. When you hit her gag reflex to many times during a blow job
Sharon gave me a bluh job last week, I'm telling you bro I had carrots in my pubes for days