Susan Roper (Fish)

This ugly bitch who is a major slut. She only goes for ugly guys. She is fucking crazy and cheats in school. She is a crazy republican and beats up her principal. She cheats on everyone and has a roster of over 50. Her body count is over 1000. Her brother is gay.

Bro did you hear fish got a new boyfriend. Poor guy will get cheated on in a day.

Susan Roper (Fish) gun is pink she cheats on her boyfriends with Scarlett

table fish

When you are with a group of friends and you order a main entree of fish for the table as an appetizer.

Hey friends. I just ordered table fish for us. So relax and enjoy the friends.

Table fish

When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.

Hey Pete, you in for another round of table fish?

Milf Fishing

1. Like Catfishing, but specifically designed to catch attention starved Milfs.

2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.

3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.

Dude, that Milf is flirting with Tim like crazy. I bet Milf Fishing would be easy with her.

I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.

Bitches are Fishes

Every woman is different and there's plenty of fish in the sea.

Slippin Salmon Sunday
Minnow Monday
Toonie Tuna Tuesday
Whale Wednesday
Trouts be thirsty on Thursdays

Federal Fishes Friday
Floppy Sardine Saturday

So that being said, all bitches are fishes!

Flying fishing

A situation where a eagle drops a fish as it flies by and takes out your bathroom window. Despite the laws of physics, gravity and common sense- it happens.

I had a drive-by flying fishing at my house. Bastards got me and broke my window. ‘Merica!

blanket fish

The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.

Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!