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a pure legend lmao, he gets many bitches and maidens
Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god. is full of bithces lmao lol
A director that has achieved an incredible amount of excellence in Film, a Master of all Arts.
The greats of cinema, such as Alfred Hitchcock, David Lynch, and James Cameron, along with Andy Warhol are all “Film God”
Zeus: Hestia!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
The gayest man alive loves big black men
I love that big black crank in my bum said gary god love
A: You know See the God? He saw you and will report you to the college board.
B: I fucking hate that guy, he want to be Carti so bad.
See the God: Jeg skal forfølge moren din.
The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.
Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair
Blonde god: I will grant your wish
the God holds your breats, so they are firm and not flappy
God is holding her breasts: she has Gods bra