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The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.
The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece into someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a Coltrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like Coltrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
Some guy on the street tried to sell me a John Holetrane but all he had was .75" pvc pipe. I said "You're thinking of a different act." I walked away, disappointed that I still didn't know when or where I'd get my next authentic John Holetrane.
My friend John has a massive jungle around hi not so massive horn.
John Mulder is a mythical man whose relationship with Lennox is rumoured to be gay
Gerry- You think john mulder’s straight?
Jerry- Is John even real?
John wasabi is a p***phile who goes (or used to) go live on tiktok. On instagram, a minor messaged him jokingly saying please give me a chance, (then she said) actually dont im a minor and youd get sent to jail) which he replied and they started texting back and forth. He found out theyre in the same state and 30 minutes away and he drove to her house, after trying to get her to sneak out and he had s** with her and c*me inside her. After a while of them talking the girl realized this is weird and dropped him yet he kept coming back after she got in a relationship with someone rightfully her age and he said he missed her, she denied his advances and he said "please dont ruin my life" so he was well aware of her age. John said a different girl lied about her age that he lived with for a year or so before her grandma came busting into her room to tell john she was not 18 and was actually younger. There is also proof of his DC charge. He makes numerous new tiktok accounts after deleting his main because of obvious reasons, one under the name of john.wasabi or other variations of it. He has threatened to K*** himself because of the spread of his pedophilic text messages. Lock him up!!! ^_^ sincerely -Angel
Hey look! Its John wasabi! I should probably hide my kids!
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A little bitch who, instead of playing wz with the boys, deepthroats his girlfriends cock.
Guy#1: Yoo, I heard he left his boys to get pegged by a girl.
Guy#2: Yea, he’s a Lucas John Zielinski.
The gentleman that lady pimp sends out from the Traphouse to bang the other hoes
Yep it’s joe thats the traphouse john these days he is quite good I hear