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October 23

National obey your sister day! If your sister is born on this amazing day, you have to listen to every fucking thing she says.

Sister: Now you listen to me, you little shit.

Other sibling: That’s rude.

Sister: Well it’s my birthday and it’s October 23.

Other sibling: Yes, ma’am.

by the_little_shit_on_u.d December 07, 2019


October 23

National blowjob day

Boy:It’s October 23
Girl:do u wanna come round mine tonight

Boy:yeah k
5 hours later
Boy: That was nice
Girl:yeah

by 👉👌🤝😻 October 21, 2019


October 23

October 23 is national tell your crush you like them day! Go ahead and tell them. Just let it out! It could be your lucky day!!

1: hey
2: hey
1: I like you

2: really, I like you too
1: Its October 23

by Bellamutulo October 22, 2019


October 23

do nothing day

“hey wanna do something today?” “no, it’s october 23 bro”

by nesqueker October 22, 2019


October 23

National give your bf/gf a hug day

Hey bro did you know it’s October 23 that means

it’s national give your gf/bf day,now go give her a hug

by It’s ahjinees the fuckinrat October 23, 2019


October 23

give a person whose name starts with F a big ass gift

unless you hate them if that's the case bitch beat their ass and that will be their gift

since its October 23 here is your gift

since its October 23 and I hate you come bitch imma beat your ass

by ~~~ari~~~ June 06, 2023


October 23

National be comfy day. The day wear you can wear sweatpants, hoodies, and anything comfortable to you without being attacked and made fun of.

friend 1: why is everyone wearing sweatpants and hoodies today?

friend 2: its october 23.

friend 1: ohh..

by belladahl2 October 22, 2019