2 for 1

2 for 1 is defined as you go out with one girl and invite the 2nd girl over to the house around 9 or so. The 2nd one knows that we're fucking if they come that late. The first one pussy is marinating cuz they be surprised I'm leaving someone so I end up fucking her another day. 2 hoes for 1 date

I had my first 2 for 1 last night as a 40 year old!

SPF 2

Defecation on top of a sunroof, moonroof or other type of transparent roofing.

Matt hates his roommate Justin so much that he drops a messy SPF 2 on his Chevy's moonroof once a week.

2^82,589,933-1

The biggest Prime Number, almost as big as your mom

2^82,589,933-1 is cool
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Holding up 2 Fingers

If someone holds up 2 fingers they think King Daniel is the hottest mf in the world

Did you see he/or she holding up 2 fingers? They must think King Daniel is hot.

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+/*-qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|789+aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"456zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?123 0.

when youre so bored you decided to write every key from left to right (including numpad) and also the shift versions of those keys.

man, im so bored, im gonna type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+/*-qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|789+aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"456zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?123 0. into urban dictionary and see whats there!

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pp suck 2

its a very tasty wet but its not the first one reheheheheheheh *Dies*

I pp suck 2

May 2

sit on niggas lap day

Damn bro you heard its may 2? shorddys all tryna sit on my lap now