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Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.
Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.
Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!
When you dip the tip of your dick into a glass of red wine and then the female/male companion suck the tip off
Friend: Was she nasty or classy?
Other friend: Classy, she even did the Savoir vivre job
Rubbing of the head for sexual pleasure
h: So I heard you had a kang and bang with erica last night.
z: Yeah bro, I scored 2 kang jobs in one night.
Giving a hand or blow job to a flaccid or non-hard penis.
Jose gave the man a jelly job after having recieved £20.
Giving a blow-job to a non-flaccid penis.
Jose gave the man a jelly job after recieving £20.
To forcefully insert icecubes into one anothers anus.
-You hear what these faggots are doing these days?
-Yeah they on that freezer job shit right?
A mill-job is the act of sticking one’s genitalia into a fan, blender, grinder, or any other spinning mechanism either out of lust, curiosity, stupidity, or a lost bet.
“Yeah Jim bet me 20 dollars I wouldn’t stick my dick in a fan. Im 20 bucks richer but explaining what a mill-job is to the paramedics wasn’t fun.”