“Did you see it’s October 29th?”
“Yea, that clown down the street got her own day.”
You get to throw your shortest friend
Its October 29th ima throw ____
National Ask Your Crush Out Day!!
Boy 1: it’s October 29th!
Boy 2: fuck, I mean no homo but I like you
*dramatic make out session*
National fight your enforcers day
Counsellor: Hey enforcer its october 29th
Enforcer: Oh no
Counsellor: *fights enforcer*
A day where Darrius is worshiped by everyone. Whatever he says is fact.
Evan: It’s October 29th!
Darrius: You will give me 20k.
Hey friend, apparently our birthday is a made up holiday and unimportant. It’s fine, I guess...sorry you’re feeling dissapointed.
“Her birthday, October 29th is so irrelevant, it doesn’t even have an Urban Dictionary definition.”