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Hot Monkey Sex is when two (or more) people have a very sweaty pillow fight (occurs most often in cuba).
"Nick and Laura! Stop having hot monkey sex in our room!" -Kay
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a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther
Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL
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Mashpee student who acts like a monkey because his dad fucked the monkey in the zoo. He is hald monkey with lots of pimples.
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Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.
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Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.
Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.
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goodlooking, muscular modern dancers who aren't afriad to touch eachother and enjoy swimming in the nude.
- whoo girl - you are so zen monkey project.
- are you doing the zen monkey project intensive this summer?
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when you gang banging an orangutan wearing a strap on covered in gorilla glue. then you bang them in the ass and you get stuck and you use their rectum as a condom to have sex with their sister after you rip your dick out.
Ian: yo mamma is so fat, that she makes Paris Hilton look like a tampon.
Jack: Oh ya? Yo mamma's so hairy the last time I had sex with your mother I thought I was in the zoo doing a black monkey style.
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