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When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.
My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.
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To sit on the top of the toilet and take a dump in it, while a girl is sitting backwards on the bottom. She is taking a dump and wearing a pumpkin on her head while giving you dome.
Friend 1: Heather came over and gave me a double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin on Halloween.
Friend 2: Dam shes notorious for that.
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noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.
Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole
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When two dudes are doing a chick in the butt and they pour some nacho cheese on their weiners.
Man1: Yo when we gonna make this Cheesy Double Beef Burrito (CDBB)?
Man2: Hold on I'll get the nacho cheese.
Woman: Alright but cheesy does it!
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To drink an obscene amount, to the point where you're completely tore down and will most likely end up with a woman is tore up.
Louis: "Oh man! Last night I was blazed out of my mind, not to mention I was filling cups like double D's."
Mike: "No kidding. I couldn't believe you went off with that dirty cheese hog beast-woman. She looked like a cross between a 10 dollar crack whore and a broke down parasite-infested sumo wrestler."
Louis: "Well I guess that explains why it itches."
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Invented in Dodge City, Kansas in the 1970s, this occurs when two men remove their pants and underwear, and interlock elbows back to back & ass to ass. Then one man pulls his torso down forward, hunching over, which in turn elevates the second man upon his back, who lifts his legs into the air, exposing an almost symmetrical vision of their junk, taints and anuses to unsuspecting onlookers.
I heard a rapping at the window, and when I opened the curtains I beheld a ghastly site...it was two boys flashing me with a double inverted fruit bowl moon! Quite shocking.
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Long way politically correct (not really) way of saying "hell". Adults often use this term to avoid children from picking up the word "hell".
Ross: "DANGER!"
Rachel: "What the H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS, Ross?!"
Ross: "unagi."
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