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The act of ingratiating oneself with someone who has recently come into money or fortune in the hopes of receiving a portion of it. This often involves feigning friendship or displaying exaggerated kindness towards the individual who has obtained the wealth, with the ulterior motive of benefiting financially from the association. Similar to "gold digging," but specifically targeting recent windfalls or successful endeavors.
Berkay: Yoooo dom i love you bro I heard about that fortune 500 company you ransomed btw my moms nudes got leaked my rollbit username is berkayy
Me: Bro, stop tip fishing
Curl your finger like a fish hook, stick it into someone's anus, and quickly pull it out.
Jen gave Jimmy a dirty Fish hook the other night, and his asshole hasn't been the same since.
A fish that eats gummy bears. They often swim into your face repeatedly if you are scuba diving
"Hey dude why is your face pink?"
"A gummy fish saw me"
"I'm sorry dude I'll pray for your face."
"Thanks you silly grass
(ofishal fish day) is on the 24 september, where everyone must where something to do with a fish, bonus points for something really big like fish shoes or a costume, or something really small like a really detailed big fish drawing on the forehead. This was made to celebrate the day of the fish and make fun of the all lives matter campaign due to the sea turtles.
Collette: Did you know that fish day is on your birthday? It ruined it!
Sophia: I know, it made it 10x better!
An object, action, or statement that is so absurd it defies standard logic.
Person 1: I have been wearing my pants inside-out all week.
Person 2: Well that dog don't fish, get some sense.
(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.
2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.
Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?
An Angel Fish is best described as the most efficient and aggressive brown noser. The term originates from the Practice of aggressive shit-eating that Angel Fish perform on undersea divers. Due to their slim and narrow bodies it makes them ample for snaking their way right up ones ass crack in such a perfect manor whilst having a near vacuum like seal on the asshole of their victim. Essentially ensuring that not one drop of shit goes to waste. The Emphasis on someone being an angel fish is that they are such a kiss ass they are essential constantly up the ass whoever ass they there are trying to kiss.
Angel Fish (Brown Noser): You wont believe what happened today with my bosses kids today, they lost their first tooth!
Non-shit eater(you): Jesus fucking christ Angel Fish who gives a fuck about someone else's bosses kids, how about you stop being such a brown noser.