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A situation where a eagle drops a fish as it flies by and takes out your bathroom window. Despite the laws of physics, gravity and common sense- it happens.
I had a drive-by flying fishing at my house. Bastards got me and broke my window. ‘Merica!
The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.
Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!
A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".
A ROOM FULL OF WOMAN WHO HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN A COUPLE DAYS.
man, it sure smells like a FISH BARREL in here.
A derogatory term given to new prison inmates. Much like the opening and closing of a goldfish’s mouth, new inmates are expected to make a similar face for their cell mates.
“We got a new Prison Fish, boys!”
“Show me that pretty mouth of yours, Prison Fish!”
When you fuck a girl and her pussy smells like fish.
I fish fucked my girl last night but it was all good.
1. To go out on the town, specifically targeting venues that are high in the fem-population.
2. To go on the prowl for apt smash targets.
Timothy and Bobbert are planning on going fish farming tonight, as neither of them have been sexually fulfilled in the past two days.
Fish farming is best when done at night, especially when a full moon is present and the astrolofish are out and about.