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West Nassau High School

AKA: West Nasty; The most redneck school you will ever encounter. Also, located in the middle of an incredibly hick town: Callahan, Florida. Everybody knows everybody and you ain’t get away with nothin

Other schools: Who are we playing in football today?
Their coach: West Nassau High School, put your cowboy hats on boys

by pancakesandbacon April 13, 2020


St. Xavier High School

An all-boys college-preparatory school in Cincinnati, Ohio. Well known for its academics and, recently, its athletics as well. It is not unheard of for graduates to go on to Yale or Harvard. Athletically, St. X competes in the Greater Catholic League, or GCL, in the South Division and the teams are known as the Bombers. The Student section at sporting events is typically known as the Blue Monster. It's main rivals are La Salle, Elder, and Moeller. St. X last won a State Championship in football in 2007. Its swimming and diving team is the most successful team in school and state history, having won 28 state titles.

St. Xavier High School is the best high school in the entire world!

Matt James (1992-2010) went to St. Xavier High School, he would have played for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish had he not died Spring Break by a fall from a balcony.

by Cincydude55 May 10, 2010

84πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Linden High School (Michigan)

A School located in Linden, Michigan full of people that will never amount to anything. Approximately 80% of the students have tried marijuana and of those that have tried, 90% smoke it regularly because they are losers. The football team is pretty much the only good part of the school, having won a majority of the regular season games, but then end up getting their assholes eaten out in a disgusting manner during the playoffs, esp. during the 2010 playoffs when the starting quarterback threw more passes for touchdowns to the Goodrich Martians, than to his own team. Students fit into one or more of the following categories: Jock; Douchebag; Prep; Whore; Pothead; Loner; Bitch; Obnoxious; or Smart-ass. Those who graduate from Linden usually remain in the area until they die because they are all racist pricks who would get their pussies ripped in half if they were to go to a major city.

Student 1: "What school do you go to?"
Student 2: "Linden High School (Michigan)."
Student 1: "Really?"
Student 2: "Yea, why?"
Student 1: "That means you're a fucking loser. Bye."

by formereagle July 24, 2011

36πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


st. laurence high school

A high school located in Burbank, IL. STL is known for the best baseball team in the state and the worst football team in the state. The school is filled with crackhead teenagers who party in Midway or Bridgeport every single day. If you don’t live in Midway your gay basically. If you live in the burbs your not welcome to any of these crazy ass parties. Welcome to STL where everyone gives 0 fux and we are better then most schools around like Marist. DEFEND THE GLORY OF THE BLACK AND GOLD.

β€œDude, have you heard of that school st. laurence high school they got the best parties around!”

β€œYea no, I go to Marist so I wouldn’t know how st. laurence high school parties.”

by mUcHoMaNg0 July 21, 2019

14πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Silver Creek High School

A high school In San Jose where the food is something not even the starving Ethiopian kids would touch. A school where black kids get there own club and are highly against segregation but will not let the white kid join. Silver creek is the kind of school where girls become sluts and guys become intolerable fuck boys. Silver creek Is in the east side of San Jose and is probably more cancer than Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined. In short if your parents are enrolling you there you might as well kill yourself .

Holy shit my sister went to silver creek high school and now shes working the corner!!

10/10, would recommend if you're keen on getting a job at McDonalds!!

by AitsDatBoiWithCancer May 17, 2018

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Bel Air High School

This school is the worst place. Thought to be a place of learning and education although it is the oppisite. It is a school to learn how to cause trouble. All the teachers are old and boring except MR. Rose.

I went to the school and hated every minute of it thats why kids come up in there stoned every day.

by JoSchmo March 21, 2005

54πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


south elgin high school

a school where the fire alarm gets pulled twice a week by some ghetto kid considering the fact that half the kids in that school think they are some "hardcore" gangsters. you'll see some bitch prego every corner you turn in. not to mention the factthat freshmen girls are sluts & try to get with any upperclassmen that will look at them. & the sophmore girls walk aroud like theres some stick up there ass thinking there hottstuff because there no longer freshmen someone tell the boys there still under classmen being sophmores. and not to mention the juniors who think there cool cause they can finally drive with there new cars. and brag about there weekends. seniors...there leaving so they dont matter. but the guys are creeps trying to get with freshmen sluts. the halls are over crowded. and teachers are extremly strict.

YOU:what school do you go to?
ME:south elgin high school.
YOU:damn that blows!
ME:yeah just like the freshmen girls.

by southelginstudent May 15, 2009

85πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž