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A person who slaps girls with his penis
Damn look at that bruis did you let John novak do that
Ugly rat looking creature who is a simp and also looks ugly and is stupid and has approximately 2 and a half brain cells. Also a cat
Me: have you seen John baileyol lately? She looks so stupid and useless
You: true she looks like a rat
The Best DJ Alive
♫♪♪ I get this feeling
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you aaaaaaaaaaaaarrreeeeeeeeeeee ♪♪
Tiësto: Did you hear John Summit's new song, "Where You Are?"
Avicii (from Heaven): Yes
DJ Khaled: GOD DID
At totally epic gamer! This is the man you would want on your team. An insane apex legend and a totally rad siege player 😩! This guy will kick names and take ass! Never 1v1 him cuz he’ll destroy you!
Person1: “did you see that guy who killed me!?”
Person2: “bruh that guy was such a John Emery!”
A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)
John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred
GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.
John: That’s how it works, yo!
GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
When you are madly in love with underage girls
Wow! Did you see Nathan out here pulling a John!
When you fuck a girl before you leave her
Did you brake up with your girlfriend bro?
Yeah but i was pulling a john before i did it.