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A man who is both Mufasa and Scar, two-faced
God: Surprised? Most of 'em are... I'm Mufasa AND I'm Scar...
No ones ever seen him but they worship him.
Kelly:OMG, It's GOD!!!!!
April:Uhhh I don't see anything????
A guy who talked to a bunch of Jews, Christians, and Muslims, and accidentally caused more deaths than anyone else.
Christian: "My god is right!"
Muslim: "No mine!"
Jew: "No it's mine!"
Father of satan
Fucked Maria and convinced her she's a virgin & convinced her that her son was pure goodness
Hail satan
It's just a fact
Person 1: Isn't god the father of satan?
Person 2: Yes duse
Some dickhead who was like ‘haha dinosaurs for a laugh.’
Person 1: god, tell me a joke.
God: dinosaur…. Rawr
Person 1: …haha funny haha funny time
A non existent being that apparently protects people and creates everything even though we all know nothing can protect you except yourself and the entire world was created by the big bang. The only good use of the word God is as an exclamation like "Oh my God".
Monks literally starve themselves and cut off their genitals to pray to their non existent god