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y are you here pls_
George Cumming inside of dream. That's it.
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instead of telling someone to fuck off, u tell then to "cum it up their ass"
gary: ur gay man
jeff: get some bread
gary: how bout u cum it up ur ass cunt
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The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
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When a black person farts cum after an anal while also shitting. It is used in the sexual black community
"Wow was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion!?"
"Yup"
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Those stupid fake ads that "promise" you a ultra HD incest porn game but really just steal your bank information.
"Bro I just went on rule34.com and saw this ad that says don't cum inside, we are family. So I clicked it and now my bank account is dry and I'm owned by the Chinese government.
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To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something
If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.
A piss infected cum bubble is where u are having intercourse and when u project seman
u also let out urine and it puffs.... there u go u got your a piss infected cum bubble
exmple #1 name is bob
exmple #2 name is gary
hey gary last night i had sex with a nice ass hotty and i actully gave her a piss infected cum bubble.
that sweet bob what did it look like.....
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