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toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.

Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God

by GWhammy69 June 1, 2021


Kelp gods

The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 13, 2021


God's Plan

God's Plan stands for any successful strategies for winning a basketball game

Drake has a God's Plan.
KD is afraid of the God's Plan so he get injured

by MYNAMEISDRAKE June 4, 2019


boonk god

The Boonk God is one who Fully Boonks all the time. The Boonk God does not Half send. The first “OG” Boonk God was Alex Dudziak.

Regular person~ How does one simply become a Boonk God?

Boonk God~ Ond does not simply become the Boonk God.

by BOONK GOD May 30, 2018


Give unto God what is God's

Well, if I was using your logic I would say "God's not doing what I want and said a thing I don't like so it gets no credit for anything"

Hym "But I'm not going to use your logic... Because I'm a genius and mine is better. So, I'll give unto God what is God's and give it credit for doing what you claim it did 'creating an inferior race of beings to have it's way with for eternity' and 'murdering everyone with space time and monsters and bugs.' There! I gave it the credit it deserves! "

by Hym Iam March 11, 2024


Sauce god

Sauce God is a fat fuck from morrell in Philadelphia played Pokémon go with his best friend dominick loranig and mister molester at Jefferson hospital. He’s going to father judge and is going to sell hardcore drugs to kids at Ramp Playground. He also smells like a thrift store

Have you seen Sauce God? Sauce God got buckets yo. I just licked sauce gods nipples!

by FrankMcardle September 7, 2021


UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

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