when you dip your dick in maple syrup and fuck your kanuk bitch and it causes an explosive pussy fart that smells like your grandmamma's pancakes
I plowed this bitch from Toronto with some syrup on my junk and she did a big Canadian Cunt burp on me.
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when your going down on a girl you burp inside her and then she quiffs it out on your face
I was eating out this girl and you know I always burp after a great meal. I decided to pull a kentucky cunt rumbler on her. I had a massive burp coming up, so I blew it in her and she quiffed it out all over my face.
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A medical condition specifically for the female side of the human race. Females suffering from this medical condition do something so incredibly stupid, it seems that a person's only recourse is to kill that person. In general these females do something this stupid on a daily basis and can't help themselves from coming off as a stupid bitch.
Tim: That bitch who was texting swerved into the middle of the road and almost hit me!
Josh: She must have DCS
Tim: What's DCS?
Josh: Dumb Cunt Syndrome.
Tim: Yeah she must have attended Dumb Cunt Driver School too.
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a crazy good solo industrial/electronica project from palm harbor, florida. does remixes of other industrial bands and video game covers.
venom spewing cunt @ myspace.com/venomspewingcunt
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I swear to god if I see another inside joke or someone slagging someone off on this website I'm going to flip fucking shit. Not to mention the little wankers who think its funny to put their name with the description: funny or big dick or even most beautiful girl.
Stop doing this shit you bunch of cunts
Absurdly admonishing vaginas on the reg. All about that OPP ya heard. Straight slapping cheeks from behind while resting a boom box over ur right shoulder, followed by dipping ur towel in Cognac and popping her ass with it as u finish and then telling her to get out so you can finish your puzzle.
Just went Cunt Terror Squad on that sweet sweet punany
A Drive to Survive Cunt is someone that has absolutely no clue about Formula 1 racing but enjoys the drama created around the sport via the Netflix series 'Drive to Survive'.
Hey Jacob, no wonder you know nothing about the F1, you're a 'Drive to Survive Cunt'.
Oh you've been watching Drive to Survive'', you mustn't know anything about the sport. You, Drive to Survive Cunt.