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When one's hand loses the ring and middle finger making their hand resemble a bunnies face.
Have you heard about Dylan's recent accident in the fillet factory I think he's got a Bunny Hand
when you fist a girl in her butthole and pull out a long piece of shit
me: dude i just gave amy a dark hand
freind: dude thats so fucking gross
After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.
Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.
“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.
Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."
If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.
I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.