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we all want tom riddle to
tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk
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Like it sounds. Also the name of a song by the band called Analy Inserted Angle Grinders from Dominic College in Tasmania, Australia.
OMFG YOUR SISTER LOOKS LIKE A WOOKIE(Insert chewbacca noise here).
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A really long, rippling fart, which sounds like the sound effect on Scooby Doo when they run on the spot madly after seeing a ghost.
And next on Classical Musician of the Year, John Cage will play Chorus like Mama Joe's Bongos, on the rusty sherriff's badge.
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Fish.
Hey man what does pussy smell like?
Fish.
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April 27 is the day when every TikTok video must get liked no matter what the video is. It takes one second to like a video, so practice hitting the heart button!
Example- It’s National Like Every TikTok Day andJake is scrolling through TikTok and sees an unfunny video but he has to like it because it is April 27 AKA Nation Like Every TikTok Day, therefore Jake clicks the heart button.
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A Minecraft joke/phrase created by superbob1998. It's good for festive activities, get togethers, hang-outs, parties, and invitations to your cool new dirt house! Also, if something bad is going on and people need to cheer up on a Minecraft server, just say this phrase to get people up and get the party going.
Hey guys, I just finished my dirt house, so Let's party like it's Beta 1.9!
It's a pleasure to have all of you guys here, but it's time for some fun! So Let's part like it's Beta 1.9
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Similar to the following:
* Arse like a blood orange
* Arse like a fresh bullet wound
* Arse like the Japanese flag
can be used to describe untold pain - often a burning sensation - when taking a dump. Spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to pissing out of your arsehole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)
It is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. More specifically a large glass and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.
i.e - "Jeez, I shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night. I've got an arse like the top of a sauce bottle
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