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A blow job from an extremely shiny, yet expensive hooker.
Hey dude, why are your pants so shiny?
Got a glitter job last night. Expensive af, but worth it.
An ambiguous term relating to anything sexual or pleasurable in nature.
Guy: Oh man i could really go for a Fost Job right now
A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.
Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff
When a person called Eli sucks your dick BUT ONLY THE TIP then waits to swallow the cum and regurgitate it out onto his sexy body
1. I got an Eli-Job yesterday it was lit
2. Yo wanna get down to an Eli-Job?
The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.
Credit: Shark
Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.
Pusstitassma job: When a women flexible enough to bring her mouth close to her vagina and put her breasts over her pubic area fellatios the tip of a person's penis, while the penis makes contact with the vagina, breasts, buttocks, and mouth, it is called a Pusstitassma job.
"She gave john an amazing Pusstitassma job"
"The female yoga instructor is very skilled at Pusstitassma jobs"
Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.