The really tall box that's too heavy to lift when fully loaded. It resembles a box stacked on another, and they expect us to put fragiles in it?!
Person 1: Yo, man, only two boxes left, and one's a dishpack box!
Person 2: Then it'll take both of us to move it, better just unpack it where it is right now.
A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone
YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY
Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.
She is like a Maniacal Box of Kittens. Irresistible and deadly.
When something appears to be lame, or else when someone is in desperate need of visiting a place for uncalled nonsense.
Literal: "Damn you, crawl into the box of lames..."
Not literal: "Ughh... damn test. Wadda box of lames."
An act where a man excessively inseminates a girl and pours crunchy cereal onto the mess, proceeding to eat the mess out of her
"Bro, I just bought these Frosted Flakes so Jessica and I can go cereal boxing tonight!"