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A myth, a legend who knows what he truly is.
Farmer guy:"my cattle got raped by super gay guy but only the male ones got clap"
Super gay guy in disguise:"i'm sure they just had an orgy"
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A bunch of d*ck heads who are idiots. They won't shut up for anything and only look at girls asses and tits to determine how cute they are.
Anonomous; yo that guy is looking at her ass
Anonomous 2; he's probably one of those township guys
The hot Asian guy at the nail salon. (Usually the owner)
Omg Sarah, look at the hot Tokyo drift guy. I think he might be the owner?
The female version of Bros before Hoes.Used For Mainly to hangout with Female Friends instead of their Male Friends.
Sorry Dude,”Thighs Before Guys” anytime bro.But what about “Bros before Hoes?” Not this time dude.
My passion runs deep for two wheels and home purchases. Whether your looking for your next home, forever home, or cash out of your current home, we can get you there.
The Motorcycle Mortgage Guy was the best lender I've ever worked with. He was prompt, understanding, and got us to closing on time.
Yes. It's 9 billion retarded piles of stinking dogshit versus 1 golden luminous hero.
A retard "Are WE the bad guys?"
Hym "And retarded. Don't forget retarded. And it isn't God doing this and it isn't Justice. I'm going to kill God and Justice is going to be what happens to this kids for you stalking harassing and then robbing and trying to use me as an example to coerce behavior in others is I don't get the fucking credit and that fucking money you retarded dogshit."
If a guy friend asks to hang out. Another guy may never back out to hang out with a chick. The only acceptable time to back out is if sex is involved. If no sex is involved, the only way for the guy who backed out to repent is to buy the guy who asked to hang out food, beer, or a full tank of gas. If food, beer, or a full tank of gas is not bought, it is acceptable to shun the guy who backed out for a maximum of 24hrs. But this action is not required. It is also acceptable to give him shit for it. But if the guy who backed out tells you to 'Fuck off', the guy who asked to hang out must cease the shit talking immediately, and never bring it up again.
Example A:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"
"I know bro, but I scored last night! And she was a straight 10/10"
"BRO NO FUCKING WAY! GOOD SHIT MY GUY!"
Example B:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"
"I know bro, let's go to the bar. On me. I know the guy code"
"Alright bet. I'll be over in 15 mins."
Example C:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"
"I know bro, I almost scored last night. But we can hang some other time."
"Sorry man, yesterday was my day off. I can't for another 3 days. And you know the guy code"