On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys
“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”
“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”
February 7th is National Eat Food Day so gather all your friends and go out to eat and get something good to eat.
Hey bro, it’s National Eat Food Day let’s get our friends and go somewhere.
National Struggle Day is a day that lies on June 4th representing struggle accounts on Twitter
June 4th is National Struggle Day
On May 7th national suck suck day begins. Girls make sure to suck some dick anyones fr.
"Did you know today was National Suck Dick Day
This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th
Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may
When you ask for a girl to suck your dick
Boy: what day is it tmr
Girl: dec 14
Boy: no its national suck dick day