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National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.

Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

by nonrupt October 21, 2021


National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019


National Eat Food Day

February 7th is National Eat Food Day so gather all your friends and go out to eat and get something good to eat.

Hey bro, it’s National Eat Food Day let’s get our friends and go somewhere.

by Dalena09 February 7, 2020


National Struggle Day

National Struggle Day is a day that lies on June 4th representing struggle accounts on Twitter

June 4th is National Struggle Day

by GraceyXx June 4, 2021


National Suck Dick Day

On May 7th national suck suck day begins. Girls make sure to suck some dick anyones fr.

"Did you know today was National Suck Dick Day

by Ettttettt May 7, 2022


National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th

Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may

by Bigdickblackdude69 May 23, 2022


National suck dick day

When you ask for a girl to suck your dick

Boy: what day is it tmr
Girl: dec 14
Boy: no its national suck dick day

by Angle guamen December 9, 2019