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Most commonly known as a Briss, or Jewish circumcision.
"Shalom Shoshana! Come to my son's baby-dick dick-razor party and wish him mazel tov and L'chayim!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxIb29Ylj0&t=465s
This is a sausage teaparty spitroast
"Wow did you see that sausage tea party spit roast."
"Yea, it happens all the time."
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Officially, a means for expectant parents to use their disposable income to tell the world whether their crotch goblin's a boy or girl
Unofficially, a thinly veiled excuse for civilians to commit war crimes
"Hey, did you hear about that last gender reveal party?"
"Didn't the organizers crash a plane into a group of unsuspecting people?"
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The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.
Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.
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Having sex with livestock during a barn dance or similar country gathering or celebration. Typically done under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs. The act must be witnessed by fellow party goers, who may cheer on the offender due to also being under the influence.
Gerald: Hey, Bill, where did Mitch go during last night's barndance?
Bill: Oh he done got shitfaced on moonshine and commited a West Virginian Party Foul
Gerald: A wha?
Bill: Dumbass fucked a sheep in front of everyone, and the damndest thing about it, the sheep had panties on.
Gerald: Sumbitch fucked my Gloria!?
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When you abduct a couple people from Walmart, take them to a failed subdivision establishment, throw them in an empty pool with one steak knife, and force them to fight to the death.
Hey many, I’m bored as hell, let’s throw a Walmart people pool party like we did for your sister’s bat mitzvah.
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Classy Event or gathering of great minds that includes getting High From Mary Jane.
Roof Top Garden Party at my place on 420.
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