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Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.

Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!

Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”

by Hym Iam November 1, 2022


1 in the 2

When you piss in a girl's butt hole.

Dude, I heard santos gave a chick a 1 in the 2 at fresh choice.

by Billie willie November 16, 2013


Level 2 Orgasm

The Level 2 Orgasm, also known as the 'Tier 2 Orgasm,' is the holy grail of male masturbation.

In essence, it is an orgasm on top of an orgasm.

"I was masturbating to kinky scene of a TV show in my bedroom when I was a teen when climaxed. As I did, I felt a strange sensation on top the pleasure of orgasm; I felt a sort of 'itch', that I was used to feeling during masturbation, and that usually ended upon climax. On this occasion, that 'itch,' however, did not abate, but instead intensified. I kept stroking, as fast and hard as I could, and within moments, I was orgasming again, despite the fact that my original orgasm had not ceased. This second orgasm was even more intense, and it was as if it was an orgasm on top of an orgasm. I couldn't believe it - it was the best orgasm I have ever had."

Always remember this one thing: If and when you have a 'Level 2,' you will know. There is no point in fooling oneself into thinking anything less than what I have described constitutes a 'Level 2.'

It's been about 10 years now, and Although I have tried, I have never since achieved a Level 2 Orgasm again. I've tried everything - every different sensitive part of my genitals, every stroke, every speed, but nothing has worked. I often find myself wondering if I'll ever experience a 'Level 2' again... In recent years, I have even felt myself come close, but alas, I always fall short of having a second, 'cumulative' orgasm on top of the first. At times I even find myself trying to convince myself a close attempt may even have been a less powerful 'Level 2'; but truthfully, I know in my heart this is not the case.

by Jensik April 14, 2017


Hamilman act 2

Threatening to do something bad to someone like Hamilman did to his wife in act 2

Person 1: Don't make me go Hamilman act 2 on you
Person 2: Neverrrrrr
Person 3: Unless I Do it first.

Don't make me go Hamilman Act 2 on you...

by peanutbutterrat_777 February 11, 2021


disney 2 highschool

This broke ass school with all these fake nasty hoes and ugly ass boys.

I FUCKING hate the dean
Welcome to Disney 2 highschool

by D2 KID September 9, 2017


Jacob 2

Square ass boy

A Jacob 2 is a boss who is a square and has a name that was already taken by someone else

by Jakeasquare September 27, 2022


Good 2 Grow Moana

a fruit punch liquid that is made in good 2 grow

good 2 grow moana

by 23344445r455 September 30, 2023